Class talk, part 1

Notable sayings from teaching:

… when I wore heels for the third day in a row:
Student 1: “Teacher, why do you wear heels all the time?
Student 2: “Cause she doesn’t like being short.”

… when I told them I was “only” 22:
“They say the best years of your life are from 13 to 20.” (disapproving look)

… when I subbed for a 3rd/4th grade gym class:
“How old are you? Like 70?”

… when I wore a (faux) python headband, my sixth grader:
“Is that a snake on your head?”

One Comment Add yours

  1. yay says:

    (could not stop laughing)

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